“I omglike it, a man who’s not swayed by facts.”
Totally Biased: NYC Women Talk Cat Calling
women say we want to stop and know it will take using super powers to end cat calling. men still think catcalling is great despite being documented as creepers
I may have to start watching this show.
okay this is the second feministy segment ive seen on this show and that is super awesome esp considering it’s a dude host… must start recording.
AWESOME AWESOME, WATCH THIS
holy crap i love this guy
MEIMI THIS EXISTS AND WE DIDNT GO TO IT.
IM DISSAPPOINTED IN US
Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.
OMG THIS IS LIKE THE ONE SPECIFIC MOMENT FROM THIS SHOW I R5EMEMBER VIVIDLY(sans crying for days after releasing butterfree). AND MISTYS FACE WAS SOOOO BUTT HURT.
I just had the best dream ever that took place in celtic time and i was part of this huge irish clan and i found a friend i havnt seen for a while and his girlfriend and they were part of a shapeshifting clan and could turn into gorgeous wolves. She was pure white and he were a timber wolf. But my clan hated their people and therefore hunted wolves and wolf people so i had to smuggle them guys through the snowy woods through my clans land while my clan was trying to hunt them. And we came across this old castle with this little old lady that was being tormented by a paegan god of trickery that kept turning from a red cardinal to a man and causing chaos throughout her castle. So we stopped and helped her and the wolf girlfriend scared and chased the cardinal out and then the wolves escaped up the side of a snowy mountain and i went back to my clan, ocassionally hearing them howling in happiness in the distance.
The visuals alone were stunning
Game of Thrones: Red Wedding Reactions Compilation (by Horrorcirdan)
My friends and family finally know why i would yell while reading the book.
Well one of the reasons anyway
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)
Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.
Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.
Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.
Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)
Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.
Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.
Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.
Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.
Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via loweryourstandards)
I have no idea who Big Poppa E. may be. But he’s my new hero.
This made me laugh actually lol.